non-fiction

Virgins Anonymous: or, The Time I Almost Lost My Virginity to a Twitter Mutual

You ever been so down bad you let a stranger you've been low-key stalking stay at your apartment?

Jan 28, 2024 •

Clarissa Harlowe

Brandon Wardell Was My Special Interest

Looking back at a parasocial obsession with a Twitter comedian

Jan 9, 2024 •

Clarissa Harlowe

I Made My Boyfriend Watch "Lolita" (1997)

No, he did not think it was hot, you sicko

Dec 22, 2023 •

Clarissa Harlowe

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